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SHAYRI HINDI
"Ager vo puchle humse ke kis bat ka gham he"
" fir kis bat ka gham he ager vo puchle humse"
Arj Kiya Hai...
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Magar Tum Aadhaar Card Par Ade Rahana.
Kash Pyar Ka Insurance Ho Jata,
Pyar Karne Se Pehle Premium Bharwaya Jata.
Pyar Mein Wafa Mili To Theek Warna,
Bewafaon Pe Jo Kharcha Hota Uska Claim To Mil Jata
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Pyar Mein Wafa Mili To Theek Warna,
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Tajmahal Kisi Ke Liye Ek Ajooba Hai,
To Kisi Ke Liye Pyar Ka Ehsaas Hai,
Hamare Tumhare Liye To Bakwaas Hai,
Kyun Ki Ki Roz Badalti Humari Mumtaaj Hai
To Kisi Ke Liye Pyar Ka Ehsaas Hai,
Hamare Tumhare Liye To Bakwaas Hai,
Kyun Ki Ki Roz Badalti Humari Mumtaaj Hai
Ajab Si Halat Hai Tere Jane Ke Baad,
Mujhe Bhookh Lagti Nahin Khana Khane Ke Bad,
Mere Pass Do Hi Samose The Jo Maine Kha Liye,
Ek Tere Aane Se Pehle, Ek Tere Jane Ke Baad.
Mujhe Bhookh Lagti Nahin Khana Khane Ke Bad,
Mere Pass Do Hi Samose The Jo Maine Kha Liye,
Ek Tere Aane Se Pehle, Ek Tere Jane Ke Baad.
SANTA AND BANTA FUNNY HINDI JOCK
Santa Marriage Anniversary Wale Din Apne Ghar Ke Bahar Udaas Baitha Tha, Banta Ne Dekha Aur Uske Paas Aakar Puchha. Banta: Bahar Kyu Baitha Hai? Santa: Yaar Aaj Marriage Anniversary Thi To Mene Wife Ko Gift Mein Chain Di Aur Usne Mujhe Ghar Se Bahar Nikal Diya. Banta: Kyu? Chain Chandi Ki ya sone ki hog? Santa: Nahi, Cycle Ki Santa or Banta Jungle Mein Ghumne Gaye, Saamne Se Ek Sher Aa Gaya. Banta Ne Sher Ki Aakhon Main Mitti Phenki, Aur Santa Ko Chilla Kar Bola: Baag Jaldi Se. Santa: Main Kyun Bhaagu, Mitti To Tune Phenki Hai Teacher To Santa: Beta, Answer Sheet Par Sabse Pehale Kya Likhna Chahiye? Santa: Iss Sheet Par Likhe Gaye Answer Kalpanik Hai, Jinka Kisi Bhi Book Se Koi Sambhandh Nahi Ha Santa Ne Ek Bar Bazar Mein Amrood Khareeda Aur Khane Laga. Achanak Usne Dekha Ki Amarood Bich Mein Ek Keeda Hai. Santa Gusse Se: Abe Oye, Tere Amrood Mein Se Toh Kida Nikla Hai. Amrood Wale Ne Kuch Socha Aur Phir Bola: Bhai, Apni Apni Kismat Hai, Kya Pata Agle Amrood Mein Se Motorcycle Nikal Aaye. Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Khush Hoke Bola: Achcha, Chal Fir 5 Killo Pack Kar De |
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